Shortish comedy articles of a random and insincere and immature nature.
Saturday, 4 October 2014
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE A CELEBRITY WITHOUT ALSO BEING A SEXUAL DEVIANT?
HOW CAN THEY ALL BE PERVERTS?
Here is a list of perverts or alleged perverts:-
Jimmy Saville, Paul Gambocini; Gary Glitter; Freddie Starr (only allegedly re him, though); Rolf Harris Stuart Hall; Cliff Richards; Dave Lee Travis; Cyril Smith; several Tories and that coke-snorting dickhead actor who used to be in Coronation Street .....
I am no longer sure of the sanity of the police, not to mention the Crown Prosecution Service. What must the pervert to non pervert ratio be amongst the celebrity community for all of the above to be sexual deviants? And this is not even counting the Americans. It's getting a bit weird. The Satanic Ritual hysteria of the late 80's early 90's is beginning to come to mind. It must be a bloody great drain on the exchequer paying for all these trials and QC's.
Just asking is all and I may revisit the matter anyway.